Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Weekly 4-spot

This weekly 4-spot is brought to you by "Kirk Reynolds" an imaginary "QC" (what ever the fuck that is).

Falcon Chambers UK
Falcon Court London EC4Y
Contact Person:Atty.Kirk Reynolds QC

Dear Venkataraman (Not actually my name, but I'll go with it)

My Name is Kirk Reynolds QC. I am a solicitor (sounds trustworthy. Is that a British version of a prostitute? -- I know it's a lawyer, but it sounds slutty to me...) with Falcon Chambers of EC4Y 1AA Falcon Court London, UK and personal
attorney to Engr. Ali Venkataraman, (the President Transfield Worley Company) Who died with his family in the July, 2000 Air France crash. For your confirmations visit:

Although my client left no record of any next of kin but I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives which had proved unsuccessful.

As a matter of fact, he had predicted four college football picks for the week of October 25th, 2008 an amazing feat considering the schedules had not yet been set, let alone the lines. His picks of Tennessee +7 over Alabama, Texas -13 over Oklahoma State, Central Michigan -3 over Toledo and Nebraska -11 over Baylor are being managed by his bookies.

Consequently, the Lords of London has issued me a notice to provide my client's next of kin or have the picks liquidated within a short time. Based on my unsuccessful search for his relatives for the past Seven years now and for the fact that you bear the same last name with my late client (Good thing his lastname wasn't Smelly, or else that cock would have gotten my picks!), I therefore seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/inheritor to my deceased client, so that the picks will be transferred to your account for us to share upon approval.

As his personal Attorney I have all the legal documents and all it takes to back-up this claims and to convincingly present you to the Casino as the next of kin to my late client without trouble.

All I require is your honest cooperation. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. And no government involvement at all. For more information about me please visit the Weekly 13 website:

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kirk Reynolds QC

You know what Mr. Reynolds? You're a fudge packer. I think I will make those picks on my own.


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