Seven Things Not to Do
This is a brief summary of things not to do to keep us all safe this weekend:
- Mix bleach and ammonia
- Light fire crackers in your hand
- Clean the lion cage wearing a suit made of beef jerky
- Rush the field after your heavily-favored 15th ranked team beat an unranked 2-2 opponent
- Talk trash to Oklahoma, especially if you go to a Christian school
- Clean the polar bear cage with a suit made of seal jerky
- Wear a Michigan jersey into the Columbus Flying J truck stop
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