Friday, October 3, 2008

Seven Things Not to Do

This is a brief summary of things not to do to keep us all safe this weekend:
  1. Mix bleach and ammonia
  2. Light fire crackers in your hand
  3. Clean the lion cage wearing a suit made of beef jerky
  4. Rush the field after your heavily-favored 15th ranked team beat an unranked 2-2 opponent
  5. Talk trash to Oklahoma, especially if you go to a Christian school
  6. Clean the polar bear cage with a suit made of seal jerky
  7. Wear a Michigan jersey into the Columbus Flying J truck stop
Thank you and be safe!


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